WHO TF?
Welcome to WTF ETFs, the least-trusted name in finance. We don’t offer real ETFs, because that would require financial credentials, legal compliance, and other boring shit. Instead, we curate WTFs—Wrecked Trader Funds.
Each WTF is a thematically chaotic, deeply unserious collection of stocks compiled based on vibes and the ridiculous things they spell out using the first name of each ticker.
Are we financial experts? No.
Do we think that’s a problem? Also no.
We’re here to entertain, roast the market, and provide you with absolutely zero real investment guidance.
Seriously—DO NOT LISTEN TO US. More on that below in our fun legal section.
DISCLAIMER
DISCLAIMER
Legal Stuff So We Don’t Get Sued:
Let’s get one thing straight: we are NOT financial advisors, investment professionals, or responsible adults.
Our WTFs (Wrecked Trader Funds) are NOT actual ETFs or investment vehicles—nor are they meant to be taken seriously by anyone who values their financial well-being. We’re just here to curate absurd stock bundles for entertainment and satire.
WTFs are not real investments. They are vibes-based, meaningless, and possibly cursed.
Nothing on this site should be considered financial advice or stock recommendations.
We take zero responsibility if you decide to throw your life savings into a stock we joke about. That’s on you, silly goose.
Any resemblance to real ETFs, mutual funds, or coherent financial strategies is purely coincidental.
If the SEC is reading this: Hey, big fans! This is all satire. Please don’t hurt us.
By using this site, you agree that any financial decisions you make are entirely your own, and we are merely here to provide laughter, questionable market commentary, and a reminder that nobody really knows what they’re doing—not even Wall Street.
Trade responsibly. Or don’t. But don’t blame us either way. 🚀💸